Seller: Jesus
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Condition: divine
Time Left: 13 days, 3 hours
Bids: [20] Bidder List
Current Bid: $2,750,000
Location: Bethlehem, PA
Reason for sale: I’m an early adopter and I just got the new Apple iPhone 15 with LGBTQ emojis, voice ID, ultra-wide autofocus, custom home screen widgets, and 512GB.
Woo-hoo!
Bonus feature: Never needs charging.
All sales final, seller does not accept returns.
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